Friday, September 07, 2007

Smooth move, Swiffer.

There is a Swiffer(tm) commercial which takes place in a courtroom. Here is the best I can muster for dialog re-creation:

Woman: I walked into the kitchen and the evidence was everywhere!
Lawyer: Can you please point to the defendant?
Woman: Yes! (points at a broom "sitting" at the defense table)

Think about this for a second: "Can you please point to the defendant?" I would hope that anyone in a court of law would be capable of pointing to the defendant.

Swiffer, I hope you didn't pay much for that commercial.

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